Dedication

This book is dedicated to frustrated couples.
Couples who are frustrated because they don’t have a clue.

Husbands who are frustrated
Because they wish they had a clue,
thought they had a clue,
lost the clue,
or aren’t even sure what a clue is.

Wives who are frustrated
because they wish their husbands had a clue,
thought their husband had a clue,
wondered what their husbands did with the clue,
or are convinced that their husbands
don’t know what a clue is.

For all those couples, here’s a clue.
God, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob;
the God who sent His only Son, Jesus, to die for you,
the only true God, who is a God of love;
wants you to have a blessed,
happy, prosperous, love filled, and sexy marriage.

He created marriage as a blessing, not a curse.
May God richly bless your marriage.

From the Introduction

Once upon a time, before your wedding, your wife probably thought you were the most romantic man upon the face of the earth. Not only that, but she probably thought you were fun, handsome, and charming as well.

Somewhere along the line, women lose that image of their husbands as the knight in shining armor, and start seeing them as a whole different type of person. Unfortunately, that other husband, the one they have to live with, doesn't seem anywhere as good as the one they married. He can't even spell romance, let alone know how to do it. He thinks flowers are best left outside, and his trim, muscular stomach is hidden behind a spare tire.

I actually think that there's a secret society that goes around performing operations on the minds of men. This group receives records of all weddings, then schedule secret operations in the middle of the night when the couples are asleep.

What's the purpose of this operation? Taking out any romantic memory or idea they can find in the mind of the man. For some reason, this secret society doesn't like romance, and they are bound and determined to do anything they can to make sure that there is nothing romantic left in any marriage. Therefore, these mysterious, middle of the night operations.

What this society doesn't know however, is that the romantic part of the brain can be reinstalled. All it takes is a few good ideas, a little fun, and a few moments of time to reinstate the romance back into a relationship. For just that little investment, the marriage that was dying and the woman who was starving for affection can bloom back to life.

Most men want to bless their wives, they just don't have a clue how to do it. Hence my theory of this secret society. They've gotten a little smug over the years, thinking that their operation is irreversible, and that those men who don't have a clue can't ever get one.

Just think of this book as a box of clues. You've just received into your hand the last thing this secret organization wants you to have; the ability to become that knight in shining armor all over again.

They'll be upset you're reading this book. But then again, who cares what they think anyway? You didn't marry them, you don't have to live with them, and you certainly don't want to make love to them. So, forget about that middle of the night operation that you never really wanted and once again become the man of your wife's dreams (instead of that other dork who's on the soap operas).